Want to wake up to the delectable smell of bacon wafting from your phone, the beautiful sound of that sizzle? After my morning, that sounds like a dream. I woke up this morning in a panic to my obnoxiously loud phone alarm and accidentally flung it down the crack between my wall and bed, as the abhorrent tone sang out. My 6:30 am wake-up call consisted of me doing everything short of Cirque de Soleil acrobatics trying to retrieve the device and make that torturous sound STOP.
I came to work and started reading up on my news, as is my usual routine, when my eyes locked on this new piece of information. Oscar Meyer has created a new device that you attach to your iPhone. The cool new gadget actually emits the smell and sound of bacon being made.
At first glance, that sounds pretty flippin’ awesome, right?! But then I got to thinking of the usual train wreck I am known to be in the mornings, and that waking up to it must be phenomenal…but what happens when you smell the bacon only to realize you won’t be eating any bacon?? (Unless you have time to make it) Knowing me, I’d probably have to make bacon after smelling it, and in turn be late to work while simultaneously putting on a few pounds. Diet out the door!
Anyway, if you realllllly want one, the only way to get your hands on this is to enter a contest. That’s right, they’re NOT for sale. To enter, you must fill out a survey professing your love for Oscar Meyer Bacon, then come up with three words that encompass that love. If you’re really convincing, you may just win the contest and soon enough wake up every morning to that mouthwatering smell.
Make sure you get that wake-up call by staying charged!!